You've got alot of guts Oscar!

I just watched the most ridiculous fight scene ever in history...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6c5fAPRAcg

I laughed so hard for the whole day that my jaw and my stomach abs hurt. Well most of the time I was trying not to laugh. When I was in the train, I was so bored that the scene of this video just pop into my mind. I just burst out laughing and then i try not to laugh.

Why I find it so humorous? It reminds me of this chinese composition that I wrote in my secondary school. It was almost as ridiculous as this. It was about a very bad car accident which I described it sooooo ridiculous that my teacher read it out to the whole class. My composition was almost as bloody and ridiculous as this video. But this video is even better! LOL.

Imagine this is how the scriptwriter of the movie wrote the script:

Final Fighting Scene

1. People crowd around and cheer for Rikki (I suppose he is the Rocky wannabe)
2. Rikki gonna fight with Oscar, a muscular guy with tattoos on shoulders...someone with lots of gut.
3. Oscar say some taunting stuff.
4. Oscar head towards Rikki with his knife, doing the slashing movement
5. Rikki slap his face and Oscar's eye ball fell (with lots of blood) onto the ground
6. Meanwhile Rikki was deeply slashed on the arm by Oscar's knife
7. Crows were waiting whole day for eyeball to reach the ground so that they can eat eyeball
8. Crows snatch to eat the eyeball the moment the eyeball reach the ground
9. Oscar scream with pain
10. Rikki start to use his mouth to bite his deep injury
11. Crowd murmuring what is he doing
12. Rikki pull out blood vessels and tie it up because it's a deep injury
13. Rikki does the I-AM-OKAY-HAAAAA! pose
14. Oscar was shocked but he stabbed himself @ the stomach anyway because he knew that he was losing
15. Rikki rush to Oscar and ask why he did that?
16. Oscar replied that they are gonna die together
17. Oscar use his hands and dig his stomach for his guts. Meanwhile Rikki just stand there in disbelief.
18. Oscar's coach cheered and say," You've got lots of gut Oscar!"
19. Oscar use his intestine and try to strangle Rikki with it
20. Rikki pushed him away and went like 5 feet away from him
21. Oscar still standing, but his intestines were miraculously back into his stomach
22. They make the final bash
23. Somehow Oscar flew and Rikki punched his face
24. Added some Computer Graphic to make the show look awesome
25. Oscar GG
26. END

LOL. Nice scriptwriter. Go youtube and search "Exploding Shark"... old batman show... it's also fucking funny. I just laugh the whole day for this. lol

TBC...