Talking to Scottish guys in Budapest

Okay so I arrived in Budapest and I slept in the hostel. Well, I was alone because I dunno anyone from Budapest/Hungary. I took a rest and woke up by 2 guys who speaks something like dutch. Then they introduced themselves, they are scottish and they are cousins. I remembered that Scottish speaks English and if my memory did not fail me, there is no such language as Scottish. But I tried really hard to understand what they are talking and it doesn't make any sense at all lol.

A: Aiiiiii! ashdfasouhuoas Fuck dasjkfhsk bath alksijfasdjo
B: Fucking akjdfhviuh kdsjhfkdsjfh Fucking aksjfhashoicv Would ya?
A: Aiiii! akshfdasfhaskjl Fucking aushduiasfkjnskj askjdlkfnlkdfxl. HAHAHAHAHHA
B: HAHAHAHHA! AIII! Fucking aksfhasfd. FUCKKKKKK.
A: HAHAHHAHAhAHA! Schimitel!!!! kadjfhksdfhk FUCKING Fuck yeahhhhhhhhh~

I couldn't help but to laugh... what kind of conversation is that? lol then John the younger guy ask me why am I laughing. Then I asked if they are speaking in Scottish because I really can't make up any sentence or guess what they are talking about. Then He smiled at me and said that it's the scottish accent. There is no such language as Scottish... they speak English. I was right! They say when they talk to non-Scottish, they have to slow down because the scottish way is really difficult to understand.

Then we went to a pub to watch soccer match between spain and germany. Lol we supported Germany but the pub was full of Spanish so when they scored we became mercenaries lol. We switch side lol. damn funny .... we bar-hopped twice and then go to "cha cha cha"... one of the better clubs in Budapest. But seriously, the nightlife here cannot be compared with the one in Moscow. Never. Okay I am so tired. I will go sleep... everyday sleep like 4 hours per day. sibei shag.


TBC...